fun with place names: three for one!

7: 54 a. m. A woman at 5981 Dancing Rabbit Drive reported contractors building a house next door stealing her electricity.

1: 32 a. m. A man at 1298 Electric Ave. reported someone trying to break into his vehicle.

12: 11 a. m. A woman on Cow Face Road in Lowell reported two people fighting.

[ed: anyone who lives on a street called "dancing rabbit drive" deserves to have their electricity stolen, which makes me think she should rock down and pay a visit to the guy on "electric avenue." as for cow face road? fuck it, you can call me cow face from now on. that's my new handle.]