Naked Lunch!
11: 54 a.m. A woman at Advance Pest Control, 3852 Willowood Ave., reported two people engaged in sexual relations in a parked vehicle.
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topics of conversation
- cars
- youths
- fight
- drunk
- stolen
- guns
- drugs
- naked
- yard
- neighbor
- dogs
- beer
- nude
- food
- marijuana
- lycanthropy
- threatening
- werewolf?
- women
- house
- window
- landscaping
- money
- pants
- sleepy
- trash
- vandalism
- fire
- porch
- punch
- sex
- smoking
- truck
- fence
- pissing
- shooting
- street names
- telephone
- throwing
- weed
- ass
- babies
- burning
- butts
- drinking
- mexican standoff
- mystery
- pee
- speeding
- topless
- urinating
- door
- eggs
- family
- graffiti
- knives
- pass out
- peeping tom
- rocks
- school
- underwear
- arby's
- baseball
- bicycle
- blowing
- cows
- cursing
- dancing
- donuts
- ez mart
- football
- furniture
- gasoline
- horses
- iconoclasm
- jesus christ
- kicking
- mooning
- music
- out of control
- party
- prostitution
- pushing
- roof
- satanic
- screaming
- signs
- singing
- stabbing
- tobacco
- toilet
- tree
- wal-mart
- bbq
- beat down
- broom
- burglary
- burning items
- cat
- confusion
- crazy
- cussing
- dead
- devils
- electric avenue
- fists
- friendship
- grass
- greasy valley
- halloween
- hallucination
- hogs
- hotel
- kum and go
- masturbation
- meat
- obscenity
- painting
- parents
- pizza
- police pursuit
- pot
- pumpkins
- razorbacks
- robbery
- running
- smoker
- sneaky men
- speed dating
- stick
- stinky
- television
- time
- traffic
- water balloon
- yelling
- animals
- beating
- beatniks
- bitches
- bleeding
- bombs
- boyfriend
- boys
- bra
- breaking things
- brick
- bullet
- business cards
- butter knife
- chupacabra
- civics
- clerk
- climbing
- clothes
- cowboy hat
- creek
- dads go nuts
- dead rabbit
- ditch
- election day
- explosions
- exterminators
- fayettenam
- finger
- girlfriend
- goats
- graceful exit
- headshot
- horsey sauce
- hot dogs
- husband
- ice skating
- insects
- invisibility
- krispy kreme
- loitering
- marketing
- mud ball
- murder
- newspaper
- ninjas
- notes
- nuts
- oh baby that's what i like
- oil
- panties
- paper bag
- parking lot
- peace
- pond
- pornography
- potato
- problems
- property
- psych
- refrigerator
- screen
- self check out
- septic tank
- shaving cream
- skating
- strange magazines
- teacher
- trailer
- transvestite
- vents
- welfare
- wife
- wind
- wood
- 10 minutes
- BBs
- Deja Vu Deuling Piano Bar
- Dr. Pepper
- G-string
- He HO
- Homewood Suites
- It'll do
- KKK
- Lyn D's Cajun Gypsy Cafe
- Prince
- SOE
- algebra
- alienation
- aliens
- angry
- ants
- apology
- archery
- artillery
- axes
- baby formula
- backhoe
- barn
- barn door
- bathing suit
- bathrooms
- beets
- belongings
- biblical map
- big bopper
- big tussle
- bike
- birth control
- biting
- blues
- bong
- brando
- bratwurst
- brisket
- bug scuffle road
- bullwhip
- burglery
- bus
- camaro
- camping
- candy
- capitol
- chainsaw
- chair
- chantilly lace
- charismatic child warlords from burma
- check out
- chewy
- chickens
- christmas
- cigarettes
- clarinet
- closet
- cocaine
- coke
- college
- coming and going
- conrad
- corpses
- counterfeit
- cow face
- crickets
- critter
- crossbow
- crowbar
- curb
- cycling
- dancing rabbit
- david lynch
- dead fish
- dead goat
- dead horse
- dead horse mountain
- declaration of war
- deer
- dentures
- dick in a box
- dirt
- dixieland
- don quixote
- doughnuts
- drag
- drain
- drawers
- droids
- ducks
- dynasty
- elbows
- elevator
- enfamil
- escape
- excrement
- falcon
- fashion
- fatty hackers sports pub
- fish heads
- flagpole
- flashlight
- floor
- flour
- fondling
- fool
- forgery
- fractions
- fraternity
- funeral home
- gangsta
- geese
- gentleman
- glossolalia
- goat in a bag
- gomer pyle
- grandson
- graves
- hair straightener
- hammer
- handgun
- happy birthday
- hats
- hip hop
- hockey
- hoist
- home
- home office
- hospitality
- hot
- hot tub
- hunters
- illiterate
- impossibility
- inlaws
- inmate
- israel
- jedi
- jumping
- kitchen
- large pile
- last call bar
- laundry
- lawnmower
- leaves
- legos
- leprosy
- lesbians
- letter
- lettuce
- lion
- love
- macaroni
- magic number
- maintenance man
- manhole
- manifest destiny
- mediation
- medicine
- memories
- messing
- mirrors
- mute
- northbound
- nugs
- obi-wan
- orgy
- palestine
- paranoia
- patio
- patriotism
- peaches
- pearl earrings
- pedophilia
- pie
- playstation 3
- pleasant
- poetry
- politics
- pool cue
- popping pills
- postmodernism
- potty house
- pouch
- power pole
- prongs
- puking
- purple
- pusher
- raccoon
- race car
- ramming
- recon
- red roof inn
- reefer
- roll
- romance
- roommate
- rupple
- sauna
- scrooge mcduck
- seeds
- shady
- shazam
- shoes
- shower curtain
- sisco
- ski mask
- skidmark
- slap
- sludge
- smuggling
- snakes
- snapping
- snow
- snowballs
- soccer
- sororities
- spit wad
- spraypaint
- spread
- stalemate
- statue
- steering wheel
- stomp
- stopwatch
- strange haze
- stuff
- stun gun
- success
- succubi
- succubus
- sugar
- supervillains
- swearing
- sword
- taco bell
- taxes
- terrorism
- thanksgiving
- the truth is out there
- thrasher
- three
- throwing heat
- toilet paper
- tony danza
- trans am
- translation
- ufo
- unconscious
- unzipped
- vacation
- vacuum
- vaguery
- vampires
- vet
- video games
- violence
- weather machine
- west point west street
- wicker
- wild
- wimpy jones
- windsheild wipers
- witchcraft
- wonder woman
- work
- xyz
- zion
- zionism
- zz top
2 comments:
This is a crime?
Yeah, no kidding.
I was just excited to see that A) they were at an exterminator, B) they were (presumably) naked, and C) it was actually LUNCHTIME.
W.S. Burroughs would be proud.
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